It’s not always easy dating Black Canary is it, Green Arrow? Paranoia is starting to get the best of her. You’ve been bustin’ heads all night but when you arrive back home, Black Canary’s waiting for you and she’s convinced you’ve been fucking around. With no time for reason, she knocks you out with her shrill sonic scream and you wake up tied up on her bed. She quickly goes through your phone and realizes that she was out of order and she wants to make it up to you by giving you the best makeup sex ever.

Something strange has been happening in the Doki Doki Literature Club. Those girls have some serious jealousy issues because seemingly every couple of days one disappears, only to reappear later with a totally different personality. You had some issues with Monika going a bit nuts, manipulating and expelling the other girls, so you decided to get everyone together and start again fresh. Monika has been brought back down to earth, but now that bitch Sayori is out to sabotage your relationship.

Yuna misses you, Tidus. Now that you’re gone, she’s doing her best to live her life to the fullest and enjoy new experiences. In fact, just the other day she found herself in the hot spa with Rikku and Paine and, well, things got a little hot and heavy and the three of them ended up fucking right there on the sacred ground. Now burdened with guilt, Yuna dreams of being reunited with you.

Saying that Oya has been a difficult pupil this semester would be putting it lightly. She’s set off the fire alarms and sprinklers so many times that you’ve had to remove the fume detectors from your class and the fire marshall won’t be pleased about that. You’ll have the mutant superintendent on your ass in no time. There’s something about this girl though. She’s incredibly beautiful and she truly does mean well and today, she wants to thank you for your patience.

Life on a pirate ship isn’t all cut out to be, is it Hook? Smee is an incompetent asshole and quite frankly, you’re sick of his shit, but sometimes the ship gets a little lonely. Lucky for you, you’ve managed to capture Tinkerbell using an elaborate trap. After sprinkling a bit of magic powder on her, she grows up to be human-sized. Needless to say, she’s pretty sore about the way you treated her and when you pitch the idea of a fairy-dust-fueled fuck sesh, she’s a little hesitant.

You got word that a stash of gold has been hidden in a loft in the center of the city. According to your intel, the facility is largely unguarded, so that gold is as good as yours. As you’re searching for the goods, you hear a commotion and your accomplice is suddenly hurled across the room. It’s at this point, that you realize you’re totally fucked. Before you know it, Nubia has you wrapped in her lasso of truth.

Susy Gala has been making her way through Tilted Towers, blasting everyone in sight. You first see her after she’s made a fresh kill. She’d already looted the guy - poor fucker had nothin’ on him but a shotgun and a slurp juice, and she proceeds to rub it in with a sexy dance on top of his corpse. You’ve got this sexy bitch right where you want her, but right as you’re about to pull the trigger, she tempts you with an offer: spare her life and she’ll give you sexual favors and guarantee you safe passage to the end game.

The Huns are on the retreat now and you’ve taken a step back from the frontlines. After marrying Mulan, you continue to train new recruits, but your duties are less strenuous now and you don’t have to switch to your Donny Osmand voice and sing “Make a Man Out of You” nearly as often. That being said, Mulan wasn’t built to be a housewife. She spends most of her days at home either trying to implement kung fu into her rudimentary chores, or finger blasting herself in the garden.

You’re exhausted after fighting all day long in the Dark Kingdom, that’s why you’ve come to seek out the succubus Morrigan. You know that getting involved with her is dangerous, but you need to unwind. You’re a tiny bit hesitant, but when she reaches for your dick, you just go with it. By the time she’s got her lips wrapped around your cock, you realize that you were in fact, in dire need of some R and R.

Yennefer and Triss have been fighting for your heart for a long time now. Completing both of their side quests has been causing some tension between the three of you. You’re a little suspicious when they cordially invite you to a private room at the Kingfisher, but you quickly realize you’d be silly to turn this opportunity down, you are, after all, somewhat of a feckless sex fiend, Geralt. As it turns out, the sexy pair just wanted to get back at you by tieing you up and fucking each other with a strap-on before your eyes.