You’ve almost discovered all the secrets of Atlantis, Milo. Surely, your name would be up in lights back on the surface, but why go back there? Life in Atlantis is good, the women are beautiful and the architecture is equally sexy. You’ve been through a lot: Leviathan attacks, betrayal, and hours of ancient Atlantean translations, but things are finally calming down. Being such a fan of the island, you’ve proposed to Kida (fingers crossed for dual citizenship) and she is keen to show you her traditional pre-matrimonial dance ceremony.

Social situations can be a little difficult when you look the way you do, Vision. I mean, you do look a bit like a tomato. You’ve been seeing Wanda, AKA, the Scarlet Witch for a few months now, but she’s tired of people staring when you’re in public together. She casts a spell to make you look like a normal human being in an effort to convince you to go for a normal night out with her.

Don’t trust Ana and Elsa’s snowman building abilities. They said they cast a spell over Olaf to protect him from the summer heat, yet just a few hours into summer, he was melting in the back of Ana’s Corolla in a supermarket parking lot. She didn’t even crack a window. When Elsa built you, she added a pinch more lust and an extra big carrot. Sick of living in an empty castle, Elsa created you for the sole purpose of fucking and after such a long winter, both of these girls are hot and horny.

The Enterprise is in a state of disrepair and even though Uhura should be on board repairing the comms devices, she decided to take a quick trip to Earth. Spock has been a straight up cunt, she’s fed up with his Vulcan bullshit and she’s thrown altruism out the window, the only thing that she knows will calm her down is an ample serving of dick. You always wanted to be on the Enterprise crew, but you botched your exams so this is as close as you will ever get.

You’re one of the most successful bank robbers in the world but it’s no mistake that you are now in the custody of Wonder Woman. You’ve seen her fighting crime before, and for some reason, you imagined that she’d be an absolute tomcat in the sack. When she ties you up with the Lasso Of Truth, you spill the beans - the heist was just a stunt to get into bed with her.

For the most part, your job consists of eating saturated fats and delegating work to your staff of freakish elf men that live in the shed next door, but today is different. It’s Christmas, Nicholas. It’s time to hop on that sleigh and get paid. But when Jinx shoots you down and leaves your team of reindeer bloodied and mangled on little Timmy’s rooftop, your schedule is severely disrupted. Jinx has been a pain in the ass all year, but you still give her the pussy blaster she asked for and unsurprisingly, she’s still not satisfied.

Vault 101 isn’t an exciting place to live, that’s why Missy Martinez took her first opportunity to escape that sunless shithole. She’s on the run and the Overseer doesn’t take kindly to deserters. A couple of weeks ago, he stripped her of her Pip-Boy to make escape more difficult. Now alone, in post-apocolyptic Maryland, she is looking for Bottlecaps to start a new life. Missy finds you scavenging in the wilderness and she knows that there’s one thing you outsiders don’t get enough of, and that’s fresh pussy.

Taylor is on the run from the First Order and she needs your help. She’s been tracked to Jakkuoff by TIE fighter ace, FN-069. But like many stormfuckers, he is fairly incompetent and he crash-lands his ship in the desert within minutes of entering the planet’s atmosphere. The stormfucker gives chase, but you’re there waiting for them, aren’t you? Pulling out your blaster, you put a hole through FN-069’s torso and he drops to the ground.

Jessa Rhodes was involved in a terrible accident which left her pussy eternally wet. Now a horny vigilante, Lady Deadpool is unable to contain her lust. It’s your first day as a pizza delivery boy, and you haven’t even made 5 bucks in tips yet. Jessa answers the door with a slew of pizza puns that can’t be topped but she doesn’t have the dough to pay you. She brings you inside and begins playing with her bald pussy before teasing you with her mouth and riding your cock.

Bruce was called away from Wayne Manor, so you thought you’d use the opportunity for another fuck session with Batgirl. She’s exhausted from a night of crime fighting but when she returns, she finds you naked on her bed. She loves an element of danger and the idea of fucking you in Batman’s bed gets her uncontrollably wet. Be careful though, Robin, if Batman comes back, he will batarang the living fuck out of you until you’re blasting onomatopeias.