The Princess seems very excited to see you. It’s been a while since you last rescued her and she’s missed that ol’ Italian charm that not even your brother can give her. As you walk in small form, she gives you a needed super mushroom to turn you into the Super Mario you’ve both come to know, but that’s certainly not the only way she has to get you growing! This Princess has been hiding some magical double Ds under that dress, and she can’t wait to tittyfuck you with them.

You’re driving through the city and your girlfriend Catalina calls you asking that you pick her up; but as you get another “work” call for you to collect some blow at a local strip club, maybe your girl can wait a little bit. You sit at the titty bar, watching a couple of strippers dance for you and nonchalantly take the little bags of coke out of their bra and panties just for you-all without missing a beat on the pole.

Your relationship with Misty is complicated sometimes, Ash. Sure, she may have slept with Brock, but she only did that because she saw you with another girl and got jealous. So in the spirit of squashing this, you challenge each other to a match. If she wins, she gets your water badge. If you win, you finally get a taste of what’s been hiding underneath that yellow tank top and denim shorts all this time.

As you walk through the jungle with Ahri, her instincts sense danger and she goes on her own to investigate. But while the beautiful Nine-Tailed Fox is absent, you look down and suddenly realize you just stepped on a trap. Having caught you, another fierce female storms at you, trying to kill you; yet right before Nidalee’s spiked Javelin can touch you, Ahri comes back and charms her, effectively turning this Bestial Huntress into a horny creature that neither of you can resist.

Even in between rounds, Volskaya Industries is a bleak map - especially when a ferocious assassin is waiting in the wings to surprise you. But the sexy Widowmaker has different plans to kill all this character-selection time: She’s put her sniper rifle down and instead is looking for yours inside your pants. Yet just as this blue-skinned babe is blowing you on her knees, Tracer zips in! Initially she seems upset by you fraternizing with the enemy, but looking at your dick, she doesn’t blink and would rather join you.